Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
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