Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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