I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
Dude I think I was making out with the cat last night
I don't have a cat..?
Well nonetheless. Whatever it was purred when I used tounge.
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
Also we decided you're the person whose going to die at my bachelor party...do the math you're the most logical choice
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Your "OraGel will numb anything" theory was the worst thing I ever believed in.
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
Randomize
