remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
You handed me an unpeeled grapefruit off the frat basement floor and then took a bite out of it.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
Randomize
