Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
hey did I tally my arm again of # of shots?
nope, you were tallying rejections at the party
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
Listen. You seriously only live once... there aren't that many cinco de mayos left until someone knocks u up and u have to have a shotgun wedding. Man up.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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