Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
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