just got waxed at a place I havent been to in a while
woman didnt remember me then in the middle of waxing she announced that she just didnt recognize my face
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
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