I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
The plus side of allergy season is that after our weekend coke binge my runny nose fits right in.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
She’s the kind of asshole whose face I want to put on a T-shirt just so I can go outside and burn it.
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