She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
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