some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
its sad that the first thing i assume is that ur trying to indirectly tell me you fucked on a breakfast table
by asking you if you bought one for the apartment?
im six kinds of drunk right now
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
So you think it's my fault? I didn't give you the 10 shots you took nor make you eat the brownies we made... btw, i found your engagement ring, it was in the last brownie you wouldn't let me have while dragging me to my room.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Riding the train home at 6 am for class still drunk is losing its novelty in my junior year
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
You know Sunday Funday was a success when 'puke and rally' came at lunchtime on Monday.
Shriek
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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