How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
But I am still fully ok with my life choices as long as the consequences aren't onesies and pacifiers
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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