yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Got one of only two perfect scores in the class on the quiz I took drunk. This is not a good thing for me to have learned about myself.
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize