I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
He came to my Harry Potter marathon wearing a Hogwarts uniform. Of course I fucked him.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
Randomize
