I was scared of Debbie's boobs today. They were all huge and scary looking
what i wouldnt give for a night at orourkes without seeing 3+people ive slept with
It's impossible to flirt with the bank tellers because they see how broke I am.
my dad just said 'either you're lying about your plans tonight or you kids are really lame nowadays'. maybe we should nix the singles saturday slumber party and go to a bar.
You texted the wrong number but that's probably the best call you'll ever make.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Went to take a shower. Brought my wine, forgot my towel.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
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