The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
Would it be sharing too much to tell you that my nipples hurt so much that I couldn't comfortably go down the stairs?
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I just noped my wife on Tinder. Turns out I was the second one to find out that we both have it.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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