Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
season finale of lost and an oz of weed. tonight my mind is going to be blown.
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
It's like past high you was looking out for future high you by rolling that joint and leaving it in your coat pocket. What a Halloween miracle
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Nope. Turns put my desperate group message for sex didn't work out.
Well you sent it to two guys who were roommates.
They could have rock paper scissored for it. My vagina = the prize.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
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