i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
First of all, I don't like eggnog. Second of all too much rum is all bad. And thirdly I'm not there to sit in your lap and pretend you are Santa and I've been a bad girl.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I need a hoe opinion
go on
So here I am, sexting at work.
Randomize
