Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
it was just fiscally responsible to stop going to strip clubs where the strippers recognized me
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
I'm having post-experience "why didn't I fuck her in a public bathroom" regrets
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Dude. That's like masturbating until the point that you're going to climax, then stopping, waiting for a few seconds and then starting all over. While that does lead to an altogether more powerful orgasm, it's still annoying as hell until you get there.
I was not expecting that analogy.
No one ever expects that analogy.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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