I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
In conversation she brought up that she slept with Tucker Max on the UF football field
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
All i remember from last night was that i was sitting on the toilet for a good hour eating a philly cheesesteak hotpocket... then i woke up... in my bed.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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