Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I think it's our patriotic duty to get high and watch the state of the union tonight
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
And if it ever comes down to tax or healthcare benefits we can get married
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I've never seen so much of my blood outside me. After the initial shock it was kind of cool.
Also. Picked being late to work over the maid finding my vibrator. Life choices....
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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