It's Friday. Sex?
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
don't you miss freshman year when you could get away with "but i've never given a bj before..."
She was crying, alone at a college bar. It would have been rude NOT to try and show my penis to her.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
the evidence suggests last night I either took a bath in beer or drank 18 beers while in the bath. either one sounds good to me. sad i don't remember it
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
Yeah you were fine except for when you peed under the bar
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
This chick just walked out of the men's room with molly all over her nose and her shirt half unbuttoned. She nodded to all of us and said "gentlemen" as she exited
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