I wanna bring you to show and tell
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
... there are chew marks on my license. I have no idea.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
How do I un-spend everything I bought last night? Seriously...was a penis shaped piñata and enough tequila to fill my bathtub really that necessary?
At least you can say you've literally dumped money down the drain
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I WANNA... wait, will you kinkshame me?
Nah.
I WANNA KNOW WHAT HE SMELLS LIKE
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