We sat in your minivan all night in a parking lot pretending we were in the magic school bus going to the sun
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
you didnt know i had herpes?
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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