So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
I like to be the stable force in your otherwise chaotic existence.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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