saw "Pah-jure" lube. Thought of you. Wearing the same clothes to work tomorrow.
I stayed in, ate a pint of Hagen daas and watched a movie about aids. Soooooooo single.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
So idk if it's because I'm working out again or the coke, but I hit my target weight today. Whaaaat uuuup. Come and get me thanksgiving.
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
I have to hand it to her. In my heyday I took home the 'biggest shitshow of the night' award 9 times out of 10. But I passed the torch on to her last night, and she went skipping merrily far and away with it into the enchanted world of aggressive alcoholism. Is this 30?
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
I've been getting a lot of emails from patron lately for being a great customer. Is that awesome, or should I start thinking about seeking help?
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