Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
Typical Sunday morning text...are you alive?
You were yelling at them from the passenger seat saying you wanted your chicken for free because they couldn't prove it was from kentucky
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