And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
You were telling me to give my phone mouth to mouth so it wouldn't die.. Should i be worried for you?
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Not to make this awkward, but if we ever have sex (perhaps drunkenly), all i'm gonna be able to think about is how sexy our kids would be.
Randomize
