Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
And then I interrupted the father of the groom, to ask if she was "ballet or pole" in the middle of his story about his niece, the dancer.
He was using OnStar to get directions to the bar. I'm pretty sure he'd have gotten her number too if I hadn't disconnected the call.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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