i was so high that i was eating crumbs of my bed only to realize they were fuzz thingies. fml.
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
