So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
my taxi driver is listening to 50 shades of grey audiobook. this is uncomfortable.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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