So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
Wake and baked to watch the boston marathon. God I love massachusetts
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
When you get home...find me in the shower. Only safe place at the moment.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
What can I say I sleep with 40 year old Cougars because my mother gave me away at birth and apparently that's why says my therapist
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
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