Non-Jews are for practice
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
I'm just going to assume my unresponsive booty calls are just preparing for the women's march tomorrow
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
This is a hot dog holiday. I intend to do my part for the processed meat workers of this great union.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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