So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
Judging by the fact that he asked me if i wanted to serenade him using cocaine and Taylor Swift I'd say I so have it in the bag.
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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