No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
She said "I only hook up with guys I'm dating"
So... What happend then?
We dated for an hour, i broke up with her after. BOOM.
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She's the worst person, but the best naked person
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
I’ve cut back on drinking and now my body can’t fight off all the bad germs without the alcohol. That’s why I keep getting sick
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