your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Btw... when someone is licking your balls, "yeah... that's not the worst thing in the world" is not an appropriate compliment/thank you.
Masturbated before I came into work and now the finger scanner won't clock me in. Fuck Valentines Day.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
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