Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
He told me all about his plan for proposing to his girlfriend as pillow talk.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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