is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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