this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
Before you say anything, my vagine does NOT discriminate against young dads
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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