fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
sorry we overslept. have a good day at work. p.s. thanks for making it feel like my vagina got hit by a train.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
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