im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Its like fucking yourself in the head with a weed strapon
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
It's just unfortunate that I still have the image of him having sex with me fresh in my mind
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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