Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Ummm so I just found the baby pumpkin that was on my porch last night in Village Pizza this morning on their counter. The cashier said some drunk girl came in and told him it was a present.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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