She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Steaks?
It's Ash Wednesday.
If you really think that not eating meat on a weeknight is going to keep you out of hell, fine. Can I use that chimichurri you made?
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
Plus he probably didn't want to be at home, alone... Jacking off on the big screen without you there to lend a helping hand. I mean, let's be honest. It's not fun if it's not a little weird.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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