Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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