Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
Don't do anything you wouldn't want to explain to paramedics
But that's half the fun of it
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
I watched one of the videos of you hanging from the rafters, and it is both violent and sexual in nature.
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