I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i wanna make it FB official so he cant fuck anyone else. but that means i can't fuck anyone else either. CONUNDRUM
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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