dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
Even the paramedic said "what a way to kill a party"
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
There is this threesome scene that is literally 10 minutes of straight fucking
Omg so it's educational?
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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