I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
Please come fuck me. I had the worst sex of my life the other night and I need to be reminded that sex is actually enjoyable
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
