Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
We got so high we made milksteak
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
when i woke up with 300+ messages I didn't except them to be about coyotes and burning shoes.
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