I shampoo & condition my pubes, sometimes i wish my face was closer so i could rub against it cause it feels like plush
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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