If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This weekend has taught me that sometimes, being buried under a mattress is the safest place in the room.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
You cannot ask her to resend the picture of her genital tattoo to you just so you can show your room mate. it is time to end your relationship with the Captain.
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