No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
The porch is breathing.
STAY OUT OF MY SHROOMS YOU CUNT
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
Randomize
