I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Just wanted to let you know it's 3am and, at this point, I believe your sister has more of my semen in her than I do. So suck on that, fuckface.
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
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