A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
I mean turning down birthday sex is never the answer
Lemme guess, I was the one completely shit faced making out with the 50 year old...
LOL, wrong number bro. Good luck trying to figure out what happened though..
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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