bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
I'm pretty sure the guy who was grinding on me while I was trying to get a drink at he bar was one of my tinder matches
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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